1. 20:22 3rd Dec 2009

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    Reblogged from fmylife

    I DON’T CARE THAT TIGER WOODS CHEATED ON HIS HOT WIFE.

    Today, my girlfriend and I went to go look for a baby crib. She told me she wanted a blue one because the baby was a boy. I asked her how she knew that the baby was a boy. She said, “Because the test was blue.” Blue means she’s not pregnant. I spent two weeks freaking out over nothing. FML

     Fuck that’s funny. Reminds me of Julanna. Yeah, I’ve decided to give all the couples  in my year celebrity couple names. Too bad they’ll go to waste cause tomorrow is the last day of Telopea. Oh yeah.

    Still…

    Julanna.

    Samillary.

    Aarabel.

    Taliel.

    Zoec.

    Jackitte. (Haha Jacket.)

    Terriana.

    Juliallum.

    Brasmin.

    Richolly/ Hollard. (But they’re not real.)

    Therby.

    Josin.

    I just made myself giggle. A LOT.

     
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      Nuh fucking uh…
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      Fuck that’s funny. Reminds me of Julanna. Yeah, I’ve decided to give all the couples in my year celebrity couple names....
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      ahaha dumb chick XD
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      HAHAHAHAHAH! Dumbshit.