I came on to tumblr to let you all know I’m dying to take a shit but I couldn’t wait to finish typing this. That’s how epic it was. I can smell it from here. :)
Yesterday, I wiped blood (with a chunk of snot in it) onto my friend’s fac, in the kitchen of the restaurant we work at.
I DO NOT WANT TO GO TO MY FORMAL. I COULD FEED $36 WORTH OF AFRICAN BABIES WITH MY STOMACH FAT ALONE. WITH MY BACK FAT I COULD PAY OFF PAULINA’S $26. (I love you Paulina. So much. We haven’t talked much lately.)
