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December 2009
22 posts
Just got my gaymal dress and my gaymel shoes and a matching gaymel bag. I look a bit like a fat cow but it’s not a size large. Shocking, I know.
I DON'T CARE THAT TIGER WOODS CHEATED ON HIS HOT...
Today, my girlfriend and I went to go look for a baby crib. She told me she wanted a blue one because the baby was a boy. I asked her how she knew that the baby was a boy. She said, “Because the test was blue.” Blue means she’s not pregnant. I spent two weeks freaking out over nothing. FML
Fuck that’s funny. Reminds me of Julanna. Yeah, I’ve decided to give all the couples in my...
I came on to tumblr to let you all know I’m dying to take a shit but I couldn’t wait to finish typing this. That’s how epic it was. I can smell it from here. :)
Yesterday, I wiped blood (with a chunk of snot in it) onto my friend’s fac, in the kitchen of the restaurant we work at.
I DO NOT WANT TO GO TO MY FORMAL. I COULD FEED $36 WORTH OF AFRICAN BABIES WITH MY STOMACH...
November 2009
102 posts
fmylife:
Today, my boyfriend and I were gazing into each others’ eyes in the moonlight after not having seen each other for a week. I thought he was going to say “I love you” and pull me in for a kiss. Instead, he said, “Since you can’t drive, we should get one of those two seater bicycles.” FML
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